The Professor

Last night, while The Professor and I were sleepily discussing the events of our day, I let him know about the new blog.

“So, you’re not going to refer to me by name are you? Can’t I have some sort of pseudonum?”

“Sure,” I say. “What do you want me to call you?”

“I don’t know. Richard, Bradley? Just something other than my name.”

“How about The Professor? Or The Doctor? Or Daddy-O? Oooohhh…I know, The Dude! You know, like The Big Lebowski?”

“I do NOT want to be called The Dude.”

“Fine, then you’re The Professor, like in Gilligan’s Island.”

“Fine.”